Rock
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Fuck
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
