Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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