y did u give ur computer a hand job?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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