I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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