just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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