I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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