Don't you send me to vm
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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