She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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