My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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