her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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