she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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