found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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