I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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