how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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