Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I see more hoeing in ur future
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