oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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