addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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