# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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