Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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