Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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