If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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