so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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