Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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