physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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