hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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