Plan B is the new Plan A
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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