Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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