u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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