why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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