Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
