I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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