I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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