I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
