in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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