everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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