very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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