Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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