I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nicole vs. Life
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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