You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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