Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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