We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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