ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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