dude i'm inner monologue high
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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