Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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