that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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