I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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