ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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