I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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