You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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