When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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