bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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