I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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