Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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