Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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