I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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